The Substance
Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? You. Only better in every way. You should try this new product, The Substance. IT CHANGED MY LIFE. It generates another you. A new, younger, more beautiful, more perfect, you. And there’s only one rule: You share time. One week for you. One week for the new you. Seven days each. A perfect balance. Easy. Right? If you respect the balance… what could possibly go wrong?
Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley take on this incredibly incisive look at the world of female stars and what happens when they age; by way of Director Coralie Fargeat‘s careful eye.
Jill, Dion and the younger hotter version of Quinny (who disappointingly looks exactly the same) are here for this exploration of body dysmorphia, female disempowerment, sexual politics and showering people in gouts of blood and viscera.
It’s a good time!
Synopsis
Elisabeth Sparkle, renowned for an aerobics show, faces a devastating blow on her 50th birthday as her boss fires her. Amid her distress, a laboratory offers her a substance which promises to transform her into an enhanced version of herself.
In this episode we also cover the following topics:
- PAX 2024
- Cult of the Lamb: https://youtu.be/ctX3jVORkkk?si=4VqmK0dv4eRmaz-R
- Joker 2 Folie a Dux: https://youtu.be/_OKAwz2MsJs?si=zpSDJl-z6vOLytIy
- Megalopolis: https://youtu.be/pq6mvHZU0fc?si=I2V_Ht3GL6zryEM0
- How to Make Gravy : https://youtu.be/K_Fwe9Q6NB0?si=M-TiRin5VyAFQKDg
- The Office (Australia)
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