We are Quion. You will be assimilated.

The Wonder Twins (Dion and Quinny) are a fictional extraterrestrial hetero-life mate brother and brother superhero duo who first appeared on Cool (Shite) on the Tube. They have subsequently appeared at Supanova Pop Culture Expo and have now made a nest in The Periodic Table of Awesome. They have appeared in other media, including PAX discussions such as Game Development...with Sock Puppets, Putting Things in Jars with Graham, Witchcraft and You: Your Rights In Federal Court and the live-action TV series "What's That Under the Apple and Pears?"